lovehatetragedy (vulgar_puss) wrote in sweetassmofos,
lovehatetragedy
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i like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch

a poem for your reading enjoyment:


shave your balls so theyre not so hairy
make them nice and clean and not so scary
brush your teeth and comb your hair
and make sure that your asscrack is bare
nice pressed pants, dress shoes and cologne
tonight neither one of us will be all alone
a smooth ironed dry cleaned shirt
it's time to look your best
bring along the wine and rose petals
cuz tonight you and i are gunna have sex
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